" I feel stupid and contagious..."

The advent of the Internet facilitates a number of important public services. For example, it is now possible to establish that the Nirvana song Smells Like Teen Spirit really does have lyrics. It is also possible to learn that the song was written in the key of F minor. (Oh, so that's what it was.) It is also possible to learn not only about the official conclusion that Kurt Cobain's 1994 death was caused by suicide, but to find out that there is an active campaign to establish that his death was actually a murder. After a while it can all be overwhelming, so we must seek what consolation we can in those immortal words:

With the lights out, it's less dangerous /Here we are now,
entertain us/ I feel stupid and contagious/ Here we are now, entertain us/ A mulatto, an albino/ A mosquito, my libido/ Yea!